Hey AJ Soprano....

AJ! Man the f- up, dude! Your father is a mob boss,
your grandmother will CUT anyone who looks at her the wrong way,
your sister is harder than you are.

And there you are crying about needing your mother's cooking. Seems
to me that what you need is a nice set of gonads.

Maybe you can borrow a coupla walnuts from your uncle Paulie, kid.

I got your balls right here.

aj sopranos's balls

Lemme know if you want em back.. ya puss.